There’s always a choice if you’re going surfing, no matter what. If it’s onshore here, it’s probably offshore somewhere else. But some choices don’t feel like choices. There’s goofy versus natural.

Luke Cederman, of the Raglan Surf Report, is a funny guy. One of his recent gags is “interviewing” people like Kelly Slater. Of course, he’s not really interviewing them. His latest fake interview is ...