“So to my legions of young warriors, who still do believe - my heartfelt thanks for your support. You’ve given me a lifetime of memories.” Brought to life by none other than Hulk Hogan, the character ...

What brought this all on, and what made me sound like a crazy person to my kids while my wife was at a wedding, was a sequence early on in 3 Ninjas when the boys’ grandpa (played by Victor Wong) puts ...